Thursday, May 17, 2007

An Open Letter

To the gremlins that have been stealing my seam rippers,

I am willing to start hostage negotiations,

Please leave your demands next to the Bernina, at the site of the disaperance.

If it has anything to to do with me calling you gremlins instead of your prefered term mogwai I am very sorry and will work on correcting my language, but can not make any promises until I no longer have to try to take out stiches with 7 inch scissors.